Niall in South Korea has just sent me the most indignant email for not giving him joint credit for the Celebrity Breeding Programme. Indeed, he describes himself as "founding father" of the programme. Justin also emailed to say that I'd forgotten a pairing – however, I've always thought that it was a bit distasteful because one's dead and the other is a paraplegic.

There's no pleasing some people. And you'd never catch me doing anything that is in bad taste.