Yesterday was E-Day, apparently.
It’s nothing to do with chemical stimulants, European integration, electronic communications, islands in Orkney or the Yorkshire dialect (though no doubt someone has conceived days for all of those things).
Rather, E-Day is about saving energy. Quite why we’re only encouraged to do it one day a year is beyond me.
But anyway. Switching lights off seems to be one of the main themes of the day, and so I thought it would be appropriate to observe E-Day (albeit a day late) with a round of your best lightbulb jokes.
How many Church of Scotland Elders does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, surely you replace it.
How many Freudian analysts dos it take to change a lightbulb?
Two – one to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold the peni… I mean ladder.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightblub?
How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty – one to change the lightbulb and the others to sit in a circle and sing a song about how good the old one was.
I’m sure there’s more.