3 thoughts on “Away

  1. The tales of our Simon have carried
    Far and wide as the young man has tarried
    pouring beer down his gullet
    catching cold catching mullets
    Hip Hooray! For today he gets married!

  2. Once the Varwell and the Yeaman were wed,
    down the Dee on a jetski they fled,
    where they went no one knows,
    all they left was their clothes,
    so we toasted their health with Glenlivet.

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