It was communion at church tonight, and as usual I spent the subsequent five minutes trying to pick bread out of the really annoying gap I have between two hard-to-reach teeth at the back of my mouth. I must remember to swallow the bread whole next time.
Or just go back to the Church of Scotland, where communion is once a season. I am sure my dentist would love me to convert to catholicism. It would get him heaps more custom.
so what we need to do is…
here is the body – give you some bread
here is the blood – give you some wine/grape juice
here is the twine that tied Jesus to the cross – give you some floss
here is a splinter of the cross – give you a toothpick
that should just about cover it 😉
Oh Graham, tooooooo funny :>)
That would definitely work – toothpicks with your bread and wine.