Photocopiers really wind me up sometimes. Well, our one at work specifically. I was doing a big photocopy job (I know this is starting boringly, but hey, this is my blog!) and the damn piece of crap jammed on me. So I fixed it, and it did it again, and again, wasting a good hour of my morning on opening bits of it and slamming them shut only for it to cough and splutter into constipation once again. In the end it appeared to be completely and utterly broken, although admittedly that might have been partly due to me kicking it very hard.
It's been behaving likethis for ages, and I felt almost like it was laughing at me, so I decided to get my own back. I quickly made, printed out and pinned on to it the poster on the right – which you should click on to see better. That'll teach it, the retarded piece of junk.